God: "Thou Shalt Not Kill!"
Christian: "God, the enemy is trying to kill me!"
God: "Kill them, kill their livestock, dash the little ones' heads upon the rocks but save all the women who have not known a man for yourselves."
Christian: "Umm, but I'm not supposed to kill..."
God: "kill, Kill, KILL!"
Christian: "But, the Commandment...!"
Christian: "But God, you are so great and powerful, why not just make them disappear?"
Christian: "God? Are you there? If I kill them, I break a Commandment, why don't you just do it?"
Christian (with sword through his stomach): "GODAMNIT!"
Wednesday, April 8, 2009
How To Follow The Commandments - Part 1
Let's start with the most popular Commandment of all:
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